Dish Statistics

As it turns out, among the best dishes are Caramel Adams Apples, Mystery Meat, Hobo Delight, Haggis, Army Rations and Misfortune Cookie. The worst being dishes such as Fetidccine, Tumor Melt, and Sloppy "Joe".

(Note: Profit and XP earning rates generated statistically, results in game may vary depending on gameplay.)

Dish Name	XP*	Cook Time	Profit	Profit per Minute	XP per Minute
Mystery Meat	1	2M	$4	$2/M	0.5/M
Hobo Delight	2	5M	$10	$2/M	0.4/M
Dishwater Soup	15	1H	$80	$1.33/M	0.25/M
Leftunders	5	15M	$25	$1.66/M	0.33/M
Green Eggs & Sam	65	8H	$500	$1.04/M	0.13/M
Finger Sandwiches	90	18H	$850	$0.78/M	0.08/M
Gello Mold	60	12H	$725	$1/M	0.08/M
Toe Jam Sandwiches	20	1H, 30 M	$110	$1.22/M	0.22/M
Dough-Not	25	3H	$205	$1.13/M	0.13/M
Toe Jam Sandwich	20	1H, 30M	$110	$1.22/M	0.22/M
Handburger & Flies	45	5H	$330	$1.1/M	0.15/M
Green-Plate Special	10	30M	$45	$1.5/M	0.33/M
Onion Wrongs	6	15M	$25	$1.66/M	0.4/M
Jam on Toes	90	5H	$420	$1.40/M	0.3/M
Haggis	50	2H	$270	$2.25/M	0.42/M
Sloppy "Joe"	80	1D	$1050	$0.72/M	0.05/M
Tumor Melt	150	2D	$1800	$0.62/M	0.05/M
Zomelet	15	1H	$80	$1.33/M	0.25/M
Rot Dogs	14	45M	$80	$1.78/M	0.18/M
Meat Lover Pizza	25	2H	$140	$1.16/M	0.2/M
Pork 'N' Brains	55	11H	$640	$0.96/M	0.08/M
Fetidccine	190	3D	$2500	$0.57/M	0.04/M
Tofu Brain	50	2H	$150	$1.25/M	0.42/M
Mac & Fleas	50	6H	$420	$1.16/M	0.13/M
Wormicelli	60	20H	$900	$0.75/M	0.05/M
Army Rations	25	1H	$130	$2.17/M	0.42/M
Street Pizza	40	4H	$360	$1.5/M	0.17/M
Tiramisweeww	20	1H, 30M	$110	$1.22/M	0.22/M
Gnasty Gnocchi	65	14H	$650	$0.77/M	0.07/M
Flied Lice	25	2H, 30M	$370	$1.13/M	0.16/M
Keblobs	75	8H	$500	$1.04/M	0.16/M
Wonton Goop	8	20M	$25	$1.25/M	0.4/M
Curry Slurry	95	18H	$800	$0.74/M	0.08/M
Bul-Goo-Gi	140	1D, 8H	$1400	$0.72/M	0.07/M
Faux Noodles	70	7H	$425	$1.01/M	0.16/M
Misfortune Cookie	7	15M	$25	$1.66/M	0.46/M
Entrail-Ladas	5	15M	$25	$1.66/M	0.33/M
Muscles Sprouts	45	4H	$350	$1.45/M	0.18/M

*XP increases as your Cafe levels up. The numbers in this field are for early levels.