Dish Statistics

As it turns out, among the best dishes are Caramel Adams Apples, Mystery Meat, Hobo Delight, Haggis, Army Rations and Misfortune Cookie. The worst being dishes such as Fetidccine, Tumor Melt, and Sloppy "Joe".

(Note: Profit and XP earning rates generated statistically, results in game may vary depending on gameplay.)

Dish Name XP* Cook Time Profit Profit per Minute XP per Minute
Mystery Meat 1 2M $4 $2/M 0.5/M
Hobo Delight 2 5M $10 $2/M 0.4/M
Dishwater Soup 15 1H $80 $1.33/M 0.25/M
Leftunders 5 15M $25 $1.66/M 0.33/M
Green Eggs & Sam 65 8H $500 $1.04/M 0.13/M
Finger Sandwiches 90 18H $850 $0.78/M 0.08/M
Gello Mold 60 12H $725 $1/M 0.08/M
Toe Jam Sandwiches 20 1H, 30 M $110 $1.22/M 0.22/M
Dough-Not 25 3H $205 $1.13/M 0.13/M
Toe Jam Sandwich 20 1H, 30M $110 $1.22/M 0.22/M
Handburger & Flies 45 5H $330 $1.1/M 0.15/M
Green-Plate Special 10 30M $45 $1.5/M 0.33/M
Onion Wrongs 6 15M $25 $1.66/M 0.4/M
Jam on Toes 90 5H $420 $1.40/M 0.3/M
Haggis 50 2H $270 $2.25/M 0.42/M
Sloppy "Joe" 80 1D $1050 $0.72/M 0.05/M
Tumor Melt 150 2D $1800 $0.62/M 0.05/M
Zomelet 15 1H $80 $1.33/M 0.25/M
Rot Dogs 14 45M $80 $1.78/M 0.18/M
Meat Lover Pizza 25 2H $140 $1.16/M 0.2/M
Pork 'N' Brains 55 11H $640 $0.96/M 0.08/M
Fetidccine 190 3D $2500 $0.57/M 0.04/M
Tofu Brain 50 2H $150 $1.25/M 0.42/M
Mac & Fleas 50 6H $420 $1.16/M 0.13/M
Wormicelli 60 20H $900 $0.75/M 0.05/M
Army Rations 25 1H $130 $2.17/M 0.42/M
Street Pizza 40 4H $360 $1.5/M 0.17/M
Tiramisweeww 20 1H, 30M $110 $1.22/M 0.22/M
Gnasty Gnocchi 65 14H $650 $0.77/M 0.07/M
Flied Lice 25 2H, 30M $370 $1.13/M 0.16/M
Keblobs 75 8H $500 $1.04/M 0.16/M
Wonton Goop 8 20M $25 $1.25/M 0.4/M
Curry Slurry 95 18H $800 $0.74/M 0.08/M
Bul-Goo-Gi 140 1D, 8H $1400 $0.72/M 0.07/M
Faux Noodles 70 7H $425 $1.01/M 0.16/M
Misfortune Cookie 7 15M $25 $1.66/M 0.46/M
Entrail-Ladas 5 15M $25 $1.66/M 0.33/M
Muscles Sprouts 45 4H $350 $1.45/M 0.18/M

*XP increases as your Cafe levels up. The numbers in this field are for early levels.