As it turns out, among the best dishes are Caramel Adams Apples, Mystery Meat, Hobo Delight, Haggis, Army Rations and Misfortune Cookie. The worst being dishes such as Fetidccine, Tumor Melt, and Sloppy "Joe".
(Note: Profit and XP earning rates generated statistically, results in game may vary depending on gameplay.)
Dish Name | XP* | Cook Time | Profit | Profit per Minute | XP per Minute |
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Mystery Meat | 1 | 2M | $4 | $2/M | 0.5/M |
Hobo Delight | 2 | 5M | $10 | $2/M | 0.4/M |
Dishwater Soup | 15 | 1H | $80 | $1.33/M | 0.25/M |
Leftunders | 5 | 15M | $25 | $1.66/M | 0.33/M |
Green Eggs & Sam | 65 | 8H | $500 | $1.04/M | 0.13/M |
Finger Sandwiches | 90 | 18H | $850 | $0.78/M | 0.08/M |
Gello Mold | 60 | 12H | $725 | $1/M | 0.08/M |
Toe Jam Sandwiches | 20 | 1H, 30 M | $110 | $1.22/M | 0.22/M |
Dough-Not | 25 | 3H | $205 | $1.13/M | 0.13/M |
Toe Jam Sandwich | 20 | 1H, 30M | $110 | $1.22/M | 0.22/M |
Handburger & Flies | 45 | 5H | $330 | $1.1/M | 0.15/M |
Green-Plate Special | 10 | 30M | $45 | $1.5/M | 0.33/M |
Onion Wrongs | 6 | 15M | $25 | $1.66/M | 0.4/M |
Jam on Toes | 90 | 5H | $420 | $1.40/M | 0.3/M |
Haggis | 50 | 2H | $270 | $2.25/M | 0.42/M |
Sloppy "Joe" | 80 | 1D | $1050 | $0.72/M | 0.05/M |
Tumor Melt | 150 | 2D | $1800 | $0.62/M | 0.05/M |
Zomelet | 15 | 1H | $80 | $1.33/M | 0.25/M |
Rot Dogs | 14 | 45M | $80 | $1.78/M | 0.18/M |
Meat Lover Pizza | 25 | 2H | $140 | $1.16/M | 0.2/M |
Pork 'N' Brains | 55 | 11H | $640 | $0.96/M | 0.08/M |
Fetidccine | 190 | 3D | $2500 | $0.57/M | 0.04/M |
Tofu Brain | 50 | 2H | $150 | $1.25/M | 0.42/M |
Mac & Fleas | 50 | 6H | $420 | $1.16/M | 0.13/M |
Wormicelli | 60 | 20H | $900 | $0.75/M | 0.05/M |
Army Rations | 25 | 1H | $130 | $2.17/M | 0.42/M |
Street Pizza | 40 | 4H | $360 | $1.5/M | 0.17/M |
Tiramisweeww | 20 | 1H, 30M | $110 | $1.22/M | 0.22/M |
Gnasty Gnocchi | 65 | 14H | $650 | $0.77/M | 0.07/M |
Flied Lice | 25 | 2H, 30M | $370 | $1.13/M | 0.16/M |
Keblobs | 75 | 8H | $500 | $1.04/M | 0.16/M |
Wonton Goop | 8 | 20M | $25 | $1.25/M | 0.4/M |
Curry Slurry | 95 | 18H | $800 | $0.74/M | 0.08/M |
Bul-Goo-Gi | 140 | 1D, 8H | $1400 | $0.72/M | 0.07/M |
Faux Noodles | 70 | 7H | $425 | $1.01/M | 0.16/M |
Misfortune Cookie | 7 | 15M | $25 | $1.66/M | 0.46/M |
Entrail-Ladas | 5 | 15M | $25 | $1.66/M | 0.33/M |
Muscles Sprouts | 45 | 4H | $350 | $1.45/M | 0.18/M |
*XP increases as your Cafe levels up. The numbers in this field are for early levels.